default album art
Jingle Bells(sort of)
  • 785,731 plays

mayleeesssaaa:

goddamnbatfam:

totalspiffage:

totalspiffage:

Jingle Bells- The way you’ve always wanted to sing it. (Lyrics written by metallikato, as found on THIS post) Download

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

Happy fucking holidays.

So I’m bringing this back for the holidays.

love how cheerful the singer is that just makes the whole thing 198% better

i’m sitting here laughing manically and bria is looking at me like i’m insane oops

189,900 notes
  1. fatallyawkward reblogged this from fatally-awkward
  2. casket-kitty reblogged this from officialalltimelow
  3. sally-and-jack-are-overrated reblogged this from mysticmoonhigh
  4. yeah-this-is-satan reblogged this from hales-colt
  5. sizzlinhotleo reblogged this from clockwork-angel-wings
  6. is-a-reference reblogged this from black-eye-demon
  7. ciarafangel reblogged this from casthegummybear
  8. katiekitty261 reblogged this from casthegummybear
  9. paigerhiann reblogged this from sterektothemoonandback
  10. phils-tortoro reblogged this from 221blackparade
  11. weepingoverdaleks reblogged this from joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes
  12. sterektothemoonandback reblogged this from hales-colt
  13. 221blackparade reblogged this from novaksburgers
  14. assbutt-hey2nat reblogged this from novaksburgers
  15. marciethevamp reblogged this from hales-colt
  16. abbiewinchester123 reblogged this from novaksburgers
  17. novaksburgers reblogged this from hales-colt
  18. destiel-sam-winchester reblogged this from mysticmoonhigh
  19. geek-lord reblogged this from casthegummybear
  20. mysticmoonhigh reblogged this from black-eye-demon
  21. mikevontookie reblogged this from tokyo-oranges