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Jingle Bells(sort of)
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Jingle Bells- The way you’ve always wanted to sing it. (Lyrics written by metallikato, as found on THIS post) Download

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

Happy fucking holidays.

So I’m bringing this back for the holidays.

love how cheerful the singer is that just makes the whole thing 198% better

i’m sitting here laughing manically and bria is looking at me like i’m insane oops

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